David Nicholas Abzug

Born: 5/25/66
Species: Suggestions?
Sex: No thanks, I’m taken
Strange Random Facts about David
My First Memory is almost suffocating because my sister Nancy was squeezing me so hard. She was huddled in the corner screaming at our mother “No, He’s mine!”.
I make games for a living, I play games for fun
I like professional wrestling no matter what people say about it
Matt Zell is short and has a beard
I’m a Chicagoan, no matter where I live
Don’t make me wubba wubba
My mother loves me just the way I am, but I should lose some weight and get rid of the earring